Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
