What a fucking waste of an outfit
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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