found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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