didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
