You surviving the open bar?
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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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