I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
