Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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