Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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