ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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