Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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