HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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