Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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