Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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