literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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