Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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