Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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