And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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