ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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