so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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