well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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