we're blogging at a bar
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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