what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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