Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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