"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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