I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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