so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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