Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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