Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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