I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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