So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
