Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
