I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
