oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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