For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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