Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
