is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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