who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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