just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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