He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
