Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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