its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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