Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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