come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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