what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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