and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize
