i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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