I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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