you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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