like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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