For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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